Worms?????

Today, my mom-mom and pop-pop came over. They are interested in my blog. Today, my mom-mom will do the blog.

Maybe Goat should teach computer basics before lending out his computer. Virus and worm instruction would have saved trouble. I suggest Spy Ware.

Guard Duck Saves the Day, or Not

Leave it up to Guard Duck to rid those pesky crocs from Zebra's house. I wonder if he had to send out any "whoopsie" fruit baskets?

Rat's list

Rat has a list of rules that everyone at his house follows. I'm not surprised. I wonder if the rules apply to Santa.

Enough is Enough!

Okay, I've had enough! Send in Gym Sock Nose Guy or just let this story die a natural death.

Keel Bob (and Zebra)!

Zebra=Running

Crocs=Invading

Pig=Heroing

Rat=Annoying

Author=Madding

Neighbor Bob=?

Guard Duck =?

Drama Cow=?

That is the pearls check up. The Crocs are now going mad. I'm sure Larry's drunk. Now they are turning on each other. I hope Zebra followed my advice. I can't wait until 4/27/10!

Help is on the Way!

FINALLY! Hey Zebra, Help is on the way. IT'S A GYM! IT'S A SOCK! IT'S GYM SOCK NOSE GUY!

#$%& you, Rat

Poor Zebra. Rat never changes. He thinks everyone but him are idiots. He is the real idiot. I suggest that Zebra should stay at Pig's house and join the Tea Party movement so he gets health care and anti-Croc care.

A Friend in Need

Obviously RAT doesn't know the meaning of "A Friend in Need is a Friend Indeed." Quite frankly, I am tired of his egotistical, uncaring attitude. He will probably run for political office and I could guess which party will support him, but I will not do that here. Instead, I will recommend some reading for Rat.

The Boy in the Cave by H. Farca
The River Jump: A Story about True Friendship by M.L. Larzelere
A Friend in Need by Gulrukh Tausif

And finally, for Rat's wall:

Weight Limit

Finally, the skylight series has ended. At first, I thought the Crocs had removed the skylight. I suggest that if Zebra replaces it, he should get a sign that would say:

Warning:

This skylight has a weight limit of 0 Crocs

THAT MEANS YOU, LARRY!

The Dark Side of the Skylight

Poor Zebra. Now the Crocs have darkened his skylight with their greedy little eyes just wishing and hoping for a taste of the delectable Zebra. Even Goat is horrified by their appearance. I have a skylight which I used to love. Now when I look up, all I see are birds which reminds me of the Hitchcock movie, The Birds. I am waiting to see how Zebra solves the problem, because I will do the same.

Paper Bag Privacy

Today, Zebra is looking.....................................................awkward. I don't know how a paper bag provides privacy. So not a lot is new. Rat thinks everyone is stupid. The Crocs want to eat Zebra. But what's up with censorsheep (translated as censorship)? Maybe because Zebra is concealing his face.

Skylight Ruined

Now everyone knows that Croc and Zebra are not friends, but who would have guessed that something as simple as a skylight would cause a major problem for Zebra. His newly installed skylight has become a living menu for Croc. Looking up to enjoy the stars, all Zebra sees is Croc drooling over his next potential dinner. Will Zebra do away with his new addition, or will he find another solution?

Video phone 2

Ah, once again we cross paths with the the topic of video phones. Confusing, ye- do I really have to do this again?!?! Look, if you want to know the rest of the intro, read Video phone. The intro is too long to repeat. So once again, happy Rat is breaking something. He just broke a computer that could have cost about $2,000. He got very aggressive about seeing Goat on the screen (he used #@$%&?*). This comic shows the inner rage in Rat. In this comic, Rat was.......

KRATOS!

Poor Little Stick Bug

A stick bug is supposed to be protected from predators because it looks like a stick, in fact it looks so much like a stick that is can be mistaken for a stick. Alas, that is what happened to Pig's new pet, and no surprise that stick bug's demise (well, not quite) was at the hand of Rat. I'm not going to share my Leafhopper with anyone!

Video phone

Ah, video phones. Confusing, yet convenient and fun. It took me about 45 minutes to set up a skype account. It's very useful. So anyways, I have run into a similar problem.

Pig's problem: He does not know where to put his face.

My problem: My (or the other person's) face does not always appear.

Pig thinks there might be a micro camera or something. So his butt (which does not have pants) ends up right in front of the camera, giving poor goat a scare.

Mr. Tubey vs. Pitters

You got to love Pig's stuffed toy, Pitters. Pig is so excited to meet Rat's cylindrical pillow toy, Mr. Tubey. Alas, Tubey is just like his owner, lacking in social skills. Will Rat ever be happy? The story is yet to be told.

Grouchy tax man

Poor rat and pig! They just can't seem to find the right tax man. Perhaps they are procrastinating and just don't want to face April 15th. Maybe they should join the tea party movement and follow the likes of Sarah Palin. I would suggest Turbo tax.

Nocturnal accountant

Rat and Pig have been struggling to find an accountant. The first one had a drawback: he was not available November through March. His name was Beanie the Bear. The second accountant they found was Andy Aardvark, who is nocturnal. Having a nocturnal accountant does not help unless YOU are nocturnal (which I hope not) because your appointments will be around 12:00 AM. Less sleep for you and more sleep for them.

Butt heads

We are now going to do something new. We will do posts on the characters.

Have you ever taken a good look at the Croc's heads (if you have not or never seen a Croc, please do so now)? They kind of look like butts. You know, kind of lumpy (2 lumps, I should say) with a line down the middle? Well, if you don't believe me (or see what I mean) I have a few comics to prove my point (just so you know, we get our comics from http://comics.com/pearls_before_swine/).

Rat and Suess

It seems that my bloggin' partner and I have different interpretations of this particular strip. I think that miserable rat is tired of being miserable and that is why he has tied up the author and is wishing him dead! My partner, on the other hand, thinks that rat is not a fan of Dr. Suess and so the humorous ending, "one fish, two fish, red fish, dead fish." Can't wait until tomorrow morning to read the next comic.

p.s. If you were wondering where we get the comics, we get them at http://comics.com/pearls_before_swine/

Love by eyes

Yesterday, my dad did the blog. Just for the record, my dad is not the other fan. My Amma (grandma) is the other fan. She could not blog so dad blogged for her.

So anyway, Rat does not want to blink. Who knows why. Maybe he's just crazy. Or, maybe he thought the girl would think his sensitivity was attractive, like she did. That plan might be crazy enough to work. A Rat plan. A crazy Rat plan.

Economic Lesson

The authors of this blog came to me for assistance. Let it be known I happily came to their aid.

- Liberty and Independence.

Today Pig is sipping some coffee while Goat tries to help him with his finances. Goat was kind enough to complete a pie chart of Pig's budget so that Pig could actually see where his money was going. Pig, however, could only see the chart as a giant Pac-man that is gobbling up his earnings.

Pig is displaying one crazy and twisted face in panel three. Wocka, Wocka, Wocka, indeed.

0 Pearls, 1 Swine, and 2 Fans

Welcome to a blog made by two "Pearls Before Swines" fans! Each day we post the comic and write about it. Pretty simple, eh?

So to start with, Pig broke up with his girlfriend, Pigita and then he put Brillo pads on his head to make hair so he could attract other women. He would say, "After you are done snuggling with me you can use me to wash your toilet". Let's just say he got some bad feedback.......

Now he is back with Pigita and the only reason he is back with her is because she likes to wash the toilet with him.

Kind of ironic, huh?